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Joke of the Day
"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
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"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"
"I will make a book called Math for dummies and I'll sell 1 for 10 dollars or 2 for 30."
"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"
"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"
"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."
"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"