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Joke of the Day
"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
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"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision"
"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"
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"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."