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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a private, romantic rendezvous between two feet a podiatryst"
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"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."
"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"
"I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing other people."
"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"
"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"
"In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie"