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Joke of the Day

"I just saved a bunch of monkeys on car insurance by telling them that monkeys don't drive so they don't need insurance."

"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."

"Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side"

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's."

"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."

"iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call"

"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."