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Joke of the Day

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."

"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."

"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."

"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"

"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"

"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."

"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"