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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now"

"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."

"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe"