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Joke of the Day

"""...This one is TOO big. This one is JUST right."" -my daughter, picking out her preferred public toilet."

"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"With oil prices falling... Burning the midnight oil just got cheaper."

"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."

"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."

"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"

"Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools."

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"