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Joke of the Day

"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom."

"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"

"How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."