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Joke of the Day
"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."
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"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"
"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."
"When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life."
"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."
"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"