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Joke of the Day
"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"
"I lost a few pounds today,... but when I lifted up my shirt I found them again."
"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."
"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"