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Joke of the Day

"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."

"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"

"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"

"My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, ""don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."""

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"

"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"