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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
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"I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery... but I didn't want to make a crude joke."
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"My sister's got hay fever, and now she has diabetes. I tried to cheer her up. You know, the usual. Flowers, chocolates"
"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."
"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"
"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."
"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"
"Pretty upset to find out that salmonella poisoning has nothing to do with a vindictive fish named Ella."
"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."