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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."

"Martinis are like titties... ...one isn't enough, and three are too many."

"Newspaper and IPAD I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. ""Don't be silly"", she replied. ""Borrow my iPad."" .... That spider didn't knew what f***ing hit it."

"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"