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Joke of the Day

"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."

"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."

"I only drink twice a year When it's my birthday, and when it's not"

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters."

"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"

"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"

"Doctor doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please."

"What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity"

"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"