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Joke of the Day
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
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"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"The Government"
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"
"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"
"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""
"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""