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Joke of the Day

"Sex Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes You Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service, And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service"

"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"

"Why don't television shows say, ""You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?"""

"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."

"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."

"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"

"My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: ""That's mathematically impossible."" Anyhoo, we're divorced now."

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."