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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"
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"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""
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"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."