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Joke of the Day

"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""

"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."

"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."

"What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called? Lake Flaccid"

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."