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Joke of the Day

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"

"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."

"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"

"Trump is the next president of the United States. Thanks Obama."

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"

"Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."