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Joke of the Day

"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"

"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."

"This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework."

"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."

"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."

"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."