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Joke of the Day
"Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."
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"Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he's in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live"
"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."
"This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian."
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
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"Want to hear a joke told backwards? Upvote first."
"I'm on a seefood diet I see food and I eat it."