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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."
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"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"
"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."
"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"
"I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy"
"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"
"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."
"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"
"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."
"Man texted: ""I want you to be my little angle."" I answered: ""Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?"" Two days have passed, no reply."