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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"
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"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"
"WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?"
"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."
"Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed? They pushed two twins together and made a king."
"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."
"What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents? An elf driving car"
"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"
"Morning wood starts the best fire."
"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"