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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman smile? ...because he saw the snowblower coming."
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"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"Just finished typing this tweet."
"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""