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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman smile? ...because he saw the snowblower coming."
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"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""
"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""
"I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment."
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."
"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."
"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"