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Joke of the Day

"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"

"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."

"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."

"3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack."

"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."

"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"

"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."

"When the president is lonely what does he say? I'm Obama-self."