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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."

"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."

"What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything"

"Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? .... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal."

"You know, if I slouch in my chair at just the right angle, my fat rolls into a pretty impressive 3-pack'. Heck, I'm half way to sexy town "

"Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane? Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out..."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"

"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."

"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."