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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."

"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."

"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"

"The Mistaken Hiker"

"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."

"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"

"These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]"