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Joke of the Day

"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"

"When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good"

"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot."

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"

"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."

"4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?"