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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""

"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"Who says love is dead? Necrophiliacs"

"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"

"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."

"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"