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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you a 10? Because you're basic..."

"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"The problem with telling lawyer jokes is Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes."

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear"

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"

"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."