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Joke of the Day
"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."
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"[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] ""chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT"
"hi yes i'd like a vodka salad please ""you mean a bloody mary"" yeah yeah whatever just hurry it up"
"When I read something can improve digestion... That's shit."
"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."
"Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump"
"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."
"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"