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Joke of the Day

"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."

"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."

"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage."

"A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand... ...and says ""make me one with everything."""

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? You won't get it."

"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."