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Joke of the Day

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"

"No matter how kind you think you are... German kids are always kinder"

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."

"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."

"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."

"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."

"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."