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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand... ...and says ""make me one with everything."""
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"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"
"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."
"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."
"Why did you bring your cat to school? Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Student: My dad said he was going to eat mom's pussy."
"Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide."
"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""
"You auto complete me."