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Joke of the Day

"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"

"What did the slug say to the police? ""I was as""salt""ed"""

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!"

"I wish that regular church goers would stay home at Easter so that those of us who only come once a year can get in the building."

"I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well."

"I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each other with it."

"*rubs a lamp* Genie appears and asks for a wish ""I don't wanna die virgin"" *Genie grants immortality"

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."