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Joke of the Day

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"What do the Greeks sing while at sea? your boat, gently down the stream..."

"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."

"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"

"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."

"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."