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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."
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"Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer... They never get old."
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer. CREDIT: Friend told this one"
"Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia."
"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"""I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let's make a commercial!"" - every furniture store owner"
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud"
"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""