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Joke of the Day
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."
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"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"
"I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... ...I just stand at the back and ting..."
"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"
"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."
"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"
"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"
"I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period."
"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"