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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"
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"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"
"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."
"The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to ""watch a movie"" is actually watching a movie."
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."
"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird"