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Joke of the Day

"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"

"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"

"I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny."

"I got in trouble with a band recently... when I had the audacity to edit their music."

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."

"Lust. Love. Marriage. LUST: Tearing her panties off. LOVE: Sliding them down, gently. MARRIAGE: Folding them regularly."

"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""

"My gran keeps banging on about the dangers of the modern world, apparently when she was young she never had to secure her back entrance. What a slag."