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Joke of the Day

"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."

"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

"My class teacher once said ""Write and Practice."" Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked"

"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"

"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."

"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."