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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"

"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."

"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"

"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"