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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
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"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."
"My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week. My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays."
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"
"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."
"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"
"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"
"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"