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Joke of the Day

"I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest. [deleted]"

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"

"What do you call 2 doctors walking together? Pair-o-Medics"

"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."