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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen's ""Under Pressure"" depending on how bummed they are it's not ""Ice Ice Baby""."

"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."

"Driving a BMW is like show and tell every day. Where you're Showing off how small your penis is and you're Telling the world."

"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"

"Circles. I don't see the point in them."

"Joke about China [censored]"

"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."

"If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone ""Hiiiiiiiiya"" You're doing it wrong"