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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle? They like horsin' around."

"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"

"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"

"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha..."