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Joke of the Day
"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."
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"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."
"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""
"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."
"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."
"A roman guy enters a bar, raises two fingers... And say to the bartender: five beers, please!"
"Music Jokes! Jake: What did the Clarinet say to the naughty Trumpet? Sean: What? Jake: Why are you always in treble?"
"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOze"