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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 doctors walking together? Pair-o-Medics"
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"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"
"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."
"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."
"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."