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Joke of the Day

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"

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"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."
"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"Stephen Harper"
"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."
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"The text says it all It all"