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Joke of the Day
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"
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"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably dear. I still have all of mine."
"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"
"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean."
"Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P."
"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."
"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."
"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."