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Joke of the Day
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"
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"First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club."
"Simpsons TapOut/Awesome Best game out in long time. I'm so addicted to it that it seems to be a issue with my relationship. Lol!!!"
"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"
"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."
"Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now."
"I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?"
"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."