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Joke of the Day

"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"

"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"Got shut down by a 12 year old. Kid: wow you're really good! Me: good at what? :D Kid: Nothing. :l"

"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"What does a gay women look for in a man? Lesbi-honest, they don't."

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"