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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""

"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"

"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."

"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"

"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"

"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"

"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"

"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"